My First!

 Oliva Connecticut will be the Cigar tonight. The Revolver is my Uberti 2nd Model Colt Dragoon. It was the first handgun I ever purchased. You see, in the infinite wisdom of our overlords in D.C., you can be drafted and sent to the other side of the world to kill and be killed at the ripe old age of 18 yrs, but to buy a handgun, drink a beer, or smoke a cigar, for that matter, you must attain the wizened, magic, age of 21. Fortunately, for me, the overlords, again in their infinite wisdom, do not consider the Dragoon a firearm.

I purchased this at Dixie Gun Works and it caused the demotion of my Bowie Knife to my right hip, while this took it's place on my strong side. And I practiced. Quick drawing a 4.5 lb. revolver takes practice. I did it. I eventually competed with this behemoth at the distances 25 and 50 yards, with one hand in a classic dueling stance, hence, all the ribbons. You see no powder measure in the photo. That's because I simply filled each chamber to the brim, and blew out enough powder to seat the .454 cal round ball in far enough to not hit the forcing cone, wiped some crisco over it and moved to the next. Even in competition, I fired nearly 60 grains of FFFg black powder with each trigger pull. That's four times what the other competitors shot and twice the charge most used in their .58 caliber muskets. I knew something that our enlightened politicians didn't. Until the introduction of the S&W Model 29 in .44 Remington Magnum in 1955. The Colt horse pistols, the Walker and the Dragoon were the most powerful, production revolvers made. Not bad for 1847, huh?

I graduated high school on May 17, 1981. This Tuesday, May 18, 2021, will make 40 years, to the day, I went to DGW and laid down two, crisp, one hundred dollar bills and bought this bad boy. Tonight's cigar will be enjoyed to the memory of Colonel Samuel Colt and Colonel Samuel Walker and to the Obion County Central Rebels, Class of 1981. God Bless them and you!

The Mule

 

The Mule That Turns the Mill

By Jamie Spaulding, 1/22/2021

The mule that turns the mill seems content to do his task.

Then none could ever know for sure, for none have cared to ask.

He has no opinion on weighty matters, that any would care to hear.

They only care their meal is ground, five days a week, month after month, year after year.

 

Some might say he has a good life, as they butter their daily bread.

For there are, oh so many mules, to turn the wheel that keeps them fed.

Consider not the mule, if he could speak, the things that he might say.

It’s enough that he has a little grain and his daily ration of hay.

 

He is blanketed on cold nights and receives his daily grain.

For which he must perform his toil, in Sunshine and in rain.

On weekends he can pasture, and act as many free beasts do.

As long as he stays within the fence and gives no thought to breaking through.

 

At the break of dawn on Monday, he’ll submit to the millers will.

Harnessed to the wheel that feeds the town, with the fruit of the miller’s mill.

When he grows too old to turn the mill, as all beasts are wont to do,

He’ll serve the town once and for all, for then he’ll serve as glue.

 

The mule that turns the mill seems content to do his task.

Then none could ever know for sure, for none have cared to ask.

He has no opinion on weighty matters, that any would care to hear.

They only care their meal is ground, five days a week, month after month, year after year.

    

                    Gun Free Zones in Your Hometown

                           by Jamie Spaulding on Thursday, July 16, 2009 at 7:25pm

       Friends the time has come to speak up. The Martin and Union City mayors and aldermen are going to try to ban the carrying of legal firearms by permit holders in local parks.

      We just beat this silliness on the state level and they are going to shove it down our throats locally. Let's stop this in it's tracks. Monday the Martin mayor and board of aldermen will have their meeting to consider this at 5:15 PM. The Union City Mayor and board are meeting Tuesday night. It has already passed informally in Martin, whatever that means. Weakley County permit holders need to be there. Solid citizens with carry permits need to remind city officials that killing sprees happen in places where the law abiding are, by law, unarmed.

      Someone also needs to remind them that permit holders are more law-abiding than the public at large. They need to be reminded, as well, that there may be liability issues at stake for the city should a permit holder suffer grave bodily injury or death at the hands of a criminal while disarmed by a city mandate.

     Here's a newsflash for the uninformed. Because of an improper reference in Tennessee Code Annotated, unless the park has the main entrances posted, the carrying of legal firearms by permit holders in city parks has been, if not legal, certainly not illegal for several years. The ban on firearms in parks and other public recreation areas (sec. 39-17-1311) specifically bans those arms listed in Sec. 39-17-1302a which are:
" (1) An explosive or an explosive weapon;
   (2) A device principally designed, made, or adapted for delivering or shooting an explosive weapon;
   (3) A machinegun;
   (4) A short barreled rifle or shotgun;
   (5) A firearm silencer;
   (6) A hoax device;
   (7) A switchblade knife or knuckles; or
   (8) Any other implement for infliction of serious bodily injury or death which has no other common lawful purpose."        Note here that handguns do have a common lawful purpose. The state proved this by issuing handgun permits to allow for self-defense.  So since posting became mandatory, if your parks have not been posted, people who know the law have already been carrying there for several years. Can anyone name one instance of trouble this has caused? Let's stop this garbage here and now. Gun Free Zones are an invitation for any maniac to come and slaughter.

Letter to the Editor U.C. Daily Messenger: published Wed. July 29, 2009

by Jamie Spaulding on Saturday, August 8, 2009 at 2:51pm

     The Tennessee constitution plainly says “the legislature has the power to regulate the wearing of arms with a view toward preventing crime”. Last Tuesday night I witnessed (thanks to WOBT-TV) a city council regulating the wearing of arms. There is no question that it is contrary to the constitution. I believe the courts will settle this rather quickly.

     What I found most intriguing is that there are at least two councilmen, based on their arguments in favor of banning legally carried handguns in city parks, who are members of the “cultural elite“. Those well-meaning, “enlightened”, if somewhat arrogant, individuals whom, because of divine providence or their superior intellect, have attained a station of power, regardless how miniscule that station. Their life’s mission is to protect you and me, the ignorant masses, from ourselves. Our nations’ capitol is full of their kind. They honestly believe that we are incapable of knowing what is best for us. I teach that if you are too ignorant to be trusted with your own defense, how can you be trusted to govern yourself? Their answer is simple. You can’t. Those in the “cultural elite” forget that we are the boss. We loan power to the government to do its job. If it ceases to do its job, we have the right, and the obligation to take that power back.

     Fifteen years ago the people of Tennessee, like others across the country, reclaimed the right to go armed for our defense because the government was failing miserably in this regard. Studies showed that in counties where the law-abiding were permitted to go armed, violent crime was significantly lower than in counties that severely restricted the rights of armed citizens. Justice Dept. studies showed that armed citizens killed three times as many criminals per year as the police did. This study also showed that, in shooting incidents involving armed citizens, innocent parties were harmed two percent of the time. “Not good” you say? The same study showed that, in shooting incidents involving police, innocent parties were harmed eleven percent of the time. Ask any cop and he’ll tell you it’s true. If I am being beaten, robbed, stabbed, or shot at; there is no question in my mind who is the perpetrator. The police don’t have that luxury, unless they, too, are the victim. No one can protect you or your family better than you. It’s that simple. Over two and a half million times a year, private citizens use a gun to stop a crime. That’s once every thirteen seconds.

     Lastly, Mr. Cranford and Mr. Harrison, I don’t carry a handgun because I expect trouble. I carry a handgun because I realize trouble can come when I least expect it. If I thought I needed a gun to go to your park, I wouldn’t go. Can you both promise me I won’t need it? I sincerely hope so, because that’s exactly what you are doing. Patrick Henry asked, “Are we at last brought to such a humiliating and debasing degradation that we cannot be trusted with arms for our defense? If our defense be the real object of having those arms, in whose hands can they be trusted with more propriety and equal justice to us, than in our own hands?…..” Thomas Jefferson said, “… let your firearm be the constant companion of your walks…” Sorry Mr. Jefferson, not if you live in Union City. I invite the Union City city council to take one of my classes. You may find, as I have, that the people who obtain carry permits are the best informed, and the most responsible of all our citizens. They are the greatest resource this country has. All the ingenuity, wealth, charity, and goodness of which our country can boast is because of these uncommonly, common folk. They are the true sons and daughters of Liberty. They continue to confound the “Cultural Elite”.

Daddy Daughter Dance

by, Jamie Spaulding on Saturday, February 19, 2011 at 1:21am

   Tonight I had the pleasure of accompanying my daughter to the Annual Hillcrest Elementary Daddy/Daughter Dance. I was amazed to see so many of my Goodyear co-workers there with the apples of their eye. I couldn’t help but think about the fact that this time next year our jobs will be gone.

    As I looked around at the men that I have spent a good deal of my life with, I realized that these are good men, hard-working, honorable, family men. Not the slackers that many outside of the plant seem to think make up the majority of the workforce. I consider it an honor to work with these men. 

     I watched the girls and their dads having fun dancing and laughing and wondered if the girls knew the concerns hidden behind their fathers smiling faces. I decided that they didn’t. It’s a dad’s job to see that his family’s needs are met and these girls have faith in their dads. 

    The truth is that I do too. These are the kind of men who won’t flinch when times get tough. They are men from the heartland of America. Not the namby-pamby, Hollywood types, who run to their therapist when the pressures of their vain existence become too much for them to handle. I know that most of them have talents and smarts that Goodyear has never tapped. That’s Goodyear’s loss. 

    There was more character in that room than has ever been in an Akron board room. I realized that if these men ran a business during tough economic times, their first concern would be for their employees. I also realized that with men like these in our community, we are going to be fine. This may be naïve but I honestly believe that the good guy always wins in the end. The Daddy/Daughter dance reminded me that we have more than our fair share of good guys.

Caliber Choice for Self Defense

Which Caliber for Your Carry Gun?

Okay, last time I submitted an article for Roger to post I promised the next one would be on which caliber was best. What was I thinking? This is just my six or seventh submission to Traditional Woodsman and now I’m about to alienate half my readership! Before I get started with my seppuku, I’d like to lay down some ground rules that might leave me with a modicum of self-respect and perhaps keep me from falling all the way to the bottom of your short list of gun gurus.

            The first rule is that we are talking about handguns. I know the old saying about bringing a rifle and ten of your best friends with their rifles. Remember, in the last article, I made the case that a handgun is what we carry when we don’t expect trouble.

Rule number two, dear reader, is to understand my caliber selections will be based on defending against a two-legged varmint. Also the caliber should do well against commonly domesticated animals and wild critters that might be found roaming Suburbia. While I understand that Tennessee is home to an Elephant Rescue ranch, I don’t expect you to carry a .600 Nitro Express derringer in your hip pocket. As for the readers living in proximation to grizzlies, moose, black bear, elk, Sasquatch, and other big, hairy, stuff, I recommend you call information for Cody, Wyoming and ask for a listing for my friend, John Linebaugh. His .475 or .500 Linebaugh single action revolvers are the perfect packing pistol for your neck of the woods. If you prefer double action revolvers with big bullets, fellow Tennessean, Hamilton Bowen can fix you up. If you use handguns built by these two you have the added option of pulling your bullets in the off season and using them for a game of “curling”. Just solder on a handle, get a broom and head to the frozen pond! Since the ground rules have been laid, we are ready to talk caliber.

Growing up, my dad wasn’t into handguns. He had one. It was a 4 5/8” Ruger Blackhawk in .41 Rem. Mag. on the old three screw frame. It was, and still is a fine, strong revolver. We reloaded for it using a Speer 210gr. SWC moving around 900 fps. My dad kept it in his bedroom where it could be called upon to defend home and hearth. That load was, no doubt, up to the task. As a kid I longed for a Colt Gov’t Model .45 ACP. It was my dream gun. In the early seventies (my formative years) it was understood that “old slab sides” was the self-defense handgun of choice. Forty years later, it’s still selling as well as any other model. So much so, that even Sig Sauer and Smith & Wesson are building them.

It was the second handgun I purchased when I turned 21, the first being a 6 inch Smith & Wesson Model 19. As a licensed private investigator and bounty hunter, my 70 Series Colt was my constant companion. I carried it every day for ten years. I have an awesome amount of respect for the design and the caliber. Along with the eighties came plastic pistols; I clung my Colt as long as I could but a Glock 23 stole me away in the nineties. Thirteen plus one rounds of .40 S&W in a design that re-wrote the book on reliability, was a good swap for the old Colt.

So, even as recently as the late 1990s, I was still carrying a medium/big bore auto. “Shall Issue” legislation was changing the market rapidly. Shorter barrels, polymers, and lighter alloys were answering the demand, but the biggest change came in bullet designs. The need for bullets that would expand at velocities achievable in shorter barrels became the holy grail of all the ammo companies. Pre-fragmented rounds by companies like MagSafe and Glaser solved the over penetration problems but were destroyed by things like auto glass. Cor-Bon answered the call by designing “light for caliber” bullets and pushed them to unbelievable velocities. Unfortunately, fixed sights and rifling rates of twist made these bullets perform better in some guns and not so well in others. The answer to the problem came in the form of controlled expansion jacketing, while bonding technology insured that the lead core and jacket stayed together.

Bullets, now, are not only designed around caliber and weight but also by barrel length/expected velocity. The jacket thickness is regulated to attain the desired expansion velocity. The Federal HydroShok, Remington Golden Sabre, Speer Gold Dot were all born within months of each other. And who can forget the Winchester Black Talon? I still have a few boxes put back for the zombie apocalypse. Hornady has also developed into a powerhouse for bullet technology. I dare say that their Critical Defense line will prove to be a game changer.

I’ve said all that, to say this. Caliber is no longer what it used to be. My instructions to students in regards to caliber are simple; use the largest caliber, in the smallest package that you will shoot well and often. This makes the 9MM much more attractive than the .40, .45, or .357 Sig in ammo costs alone. The old Luger round is now loaded in +P+ and can push a 100gr. bullet to 1400 fps. We are in the neighborhood of the 110gr .357 magnum revolver with a 4 inch barrel. I use Hornady’s Critical Defense in .380 ACP in my Sig Sauer P238. This load sends a 90gr silicone filled FTX hollow point out of the muzzle at 1000 fps. That’s close to where the 9MM was 15 years ago.

I’m not a fan of the .32 ACP simply because it’s a semi rimmed case. Fill up a magazine with them and push the bullet end of the top round down and you will hear a distinct “click”. Nothing will get that round out of the magazine short of using a small screw driver to push the lower rounds down further into the magazine. The extractor rim of the top round slips behind the rim of the second round essentially locking up the gun. The .25 ACP suffers from being the baby of center fire handgun rounds. It also costs as much as the .32 and .380 and more than the 9MM. Until somebody comes up with a small double stack magazine version that will hold thirty rounds and conceal in a pocket, it’s dead.

On the other hand, the rim-fire .22s are alive and well. That shouldn’t come as a big surprise. The .22 Long Rifle round is the official sweetheart of American shooters. S&W, Ruger and Taurus are offering revolvers in this caliber with a capacity of eight or nine rounds. All the semi-auto makers are producing miniturized versions of their big stuff for the .22LR. There are a lot of shooters who dismiss the .22 LR as too anemic for self-defense. These are the same ones who would tell you that a 3 inch .410 full of  #4 buckshot at 20ft, would be devastating. Hmmm…, let’s think about that. Federal’s Premium Defense .410 load boasts 9 pellets of #4 (.24 caliber) buckshot at 1200 fps. Compare that to a Taurus model 94 or Ruger SR22 auto with 9 rounds of Federal 40gr .22 High Velocity at 1240 fps. See where I’m headed? It's virtually the same ballistics as the shotgun round but instead of 9 projectiles fired at once, the pistol rounds come at tenth of a second intervals.

I have seen so many ladies come to my classes with guns their husbands bought for them on the promise that it’s the perfect “lady’s gun”. It’s usually an alloy J frame which they load with 158gr SWCs. By the time mom fires the first 50 rounds, her hand is inflamed and she has sworn off ever shooting again. Congratulations! You have just ruined your best possible ally. Thank goodness, Ruger has introduced their LCR in an 8 shot .22 version. Buy your dearest one and let her learn to love shooting before she has to learn to master recoil. It has the best trigger of any .22 DA revolvers on the market today, in it's price range. Once she masters it, the transition to an LCR in .38 special is easy. As she learns to shoot, she will see the attraction of bigger bullets with no convincing from you.

Caliber choice really comes down to this: find a gun that you love to shoot. Demand that it be reliable. Shoot it at least once a month, once a week is better. Learn it well. If you are confident and competent and you load it with the best self-defense style ammo available, you will be a force to be reckoned with, regardless which caliber you choose.       

Your comments are welcomed!

Jamie Spaulding

Letter to the Editor U.C. Daily Messenger: published Wed. July 29, 2009

by Jamie Spaulding on Saturday, August 8, 2009 at 3:51pm

     The Tennessee constitution plainly says “ the legislature has the power to regulate the wearing of arms with a view toward preventing crime”. Last Tuesday night I witnessed (thanks to WOBT-TV) a city council regulating the wearing of arms. There is no question that it is contrary to the constitution. I believe the courts will settle this rather quickly.

     What I found most intriguing is that there are at least two councilmen, based on their arguments in favor of banning legally carried handguns in city parks, who are members of the “cultural elite“. Those well meaning, “enlightened”, if somewhat arrogant, individuals whom, because of divine providence or their superior intellect, have attained a station of power, regardless how miniscule that station. Their life’s mission is to protect you and me, the ignorant masses, from ourselves. Our nation’s capitol is full of their kind. They honestly believe that we are incapable of knowing what is best for us. I teach that if you are too ignorant to be trusted with your own defense, how can you be trusted to govern yourself? Their answer is simple. You can’t. Those in the “cultural elite” forget that we are the boss. We loan power to the government to do it’s job. If it ceases to do it’s job, we have the right, and the obligation to take that power back.

     Fifteen years ago the people of Tennessee, like others across the country, reclaimed the right to go armed for our defense because the government was failing miserably in this regard. Studies showed that in counties where the law abiding were permitted to go armed, violent crime was significantly lower than in counties that severely restricted the rights of armed citizens. Justice Dept. studies showed that armed citizens killed three times as many criminals per year as the police did. This study also showed that, in shooting incidents involving armed citizens, innocent parties were harmed two percent of the time. “Not good” you say? The same study showed that, in shooting incidents involving police, innocent parties were harmed eleven percent of the time. Ask any cop and he’ll tell you it’s true. If I am being beaten, robbed, stabbed, or shot at; there is no question in my mind who is the perpetrator. The police don’t have that luxury. Unless they, too, are the victim. No one can protect you or your family better than you. It’s that simple. Over two and a half million times a year, a private citizen uses a gun to stop a crime. That’s once every thirteen seconds.

     Lastly, Mr. Cranford and Mr. Harrison, I don’t carry a handgun because I expect trouble. I carry a handgun because I realize trouble can come when I least expect it. If I thought I needed a gun to go to your park, I wouldn’t go. Can you both promise me I won’t need it. I sincerely hope so because that’s exactly what you are doing. Patrick Henry asked, “Are we at last brought to such a humiliating and debasing degradation that we cannot be trusted with arms for our defense? If our defense be the real object of having those arms, in whose hands can they be trusted with more propriety and equal justice to us, than in our own hands?…..” Thomas Jefferson said, “… let your firearm be the constant companion of your walks…”. Sorry Mr. Jefferson, not if you live in Union City. I invite the Union City city council to take one of my classes. You may find, as I have, that the people who obtain carry permits are the best informed, and the most responsible of all our citizens. They are the greatest resource this country has. All the ingenuity, wealth, charity, and goodness of which our country can boast is because of these uncommonly, common folk. They are the true sons and daughters of Liberty. They continue to confound the “Cultural Elite”.

Jamie Spaulding

Attention, All Police Officers Intimidated by My Mom

      I received the following question again today and have answered it so many times I chose to respond in an article.

     “Jamie, I have a question. I have researched on the state website and I am unable to find an answer. If you are a handgun permit holder and are stopped by the police for a traffic violation and you give them your permit with your driver’s license, are they required to then check and clear your weapon? Your help on this would be appreciated. Thanks.”

     Absolutely not!  There's no requirement in Tennessee state law that you even hand them your permit or inform them you have a gun in the car*.  During the original debate, state legislators debated that since permit holders underwent the same vetting (fingerprinting and FBI background check) as TN police officers, it really wasn't any business of police officers during routine traffic stops. It is “suggested” that you hand over your permit with your license. A police officer may take possession of your gun "in the course of lawful, law enforcement activities". There is definitely no requirement to do so, and for a loaded gun to unnecessarily change hands presents a genuine safety concern and a potential hazard. This would assume every police officer is a firearms expert and can safely handle and unload a loaded firearm which he has never received instruction for, or read a manual on. I have had enough LEO's bring their guns to my house asking to be shown how to field strip them to know that there are very few small arms experts wearing blue these days. But, we all know that 95% of all police officers seek additional firearms training above and beyond what’s required to keep their jobs, and they compete in things like PPC, IDPA and IPSC, right?  Wrong, only 5% do these things and 95% don’t. There’s a good chance that the cop that’s handling your gun has only handled his twice in the last year.

     I had a friend and fellow instructor from Washington State who told of being pulled over by a (un-named city) police officer for speeding. He presented his permit (which was required by state law) and the officer had him un-holster his gun and hand it over. He did so, against his better judgment, and the officer placed it on the hood of his squad car and re-approached my friend.  Just as soon as the officer reached the window, a street thug jumped from the curb, snatched my friend's loaded Sig/Sauer off of the cop car and beat feet down an alley. The officer didn't even see it happen and my friend, having witnessed it in his rearview mirror, was trying to get him to go after the punk. The officer refused, wrote him a ticket for speeding, and was going to leave the scene but my friend called 911 from his cell phone to request the presence of a supervisor and to report the theft. Even the supervisor didn't want to give my friend a receipt for his gun. To make a long story short, over several weeks and with the aid of an attorney, my friend threatened to sue and go to the local papers if the city did not replace his pistol. They did. The officer was deemed to have accepted responsibility for that firearm when he took possession of it.

     Taking possession of a permit holder's gun should only be done in certain instances. Generally, this is done if the gun is visible or un-holstered, and in close proximity to vehicle occupants or if the permit holder is the subject of a complaint and officers are conducting a preliminary investigation. Of course, if you use the gun in any way, police will take possession of it in order to conduct a thorough investigation. You should always ask for a receipt in this case. Better yet, ask for an attorney and let him get your receipt.

     I have heard many stories from people who have encountered problems during routine traffic stops because of police discrimination against permit holders. Some police believe only they should be allowed to carry a gun. Also, unfortunately, many police officers do not know the law and a thankfully small number think they are above it and/or can make it up as they go.

     A confident, competent, well trained police officer will not be the least bit intimidated by a permit holder's possession of a firearm. I urge you to ask around to see how traffic stops of permit holders are handled by our Tennessee State Troopers. I have been stopped by Troopers four times (two were holiday check points) since 1996 when TN permits began and Mary has been stopped twice. Three times we never mentioned our permits or our guns, and were never asked about them. Three times we handed our permits with our driver's licenses and each time the Troopers asked where our guns were and we told them. Upon hearing where our guns were, the Troopers politely asked us to leave them where they were and not to handle them during the stop. No quaking in their voices, watery eyes or loose bowels. They simply did their job! No big deal. After all, TWRA officers deal with armed sportsmen all the time and very rarely experience any trouble. I was stopped at a checkpoint by the KY Highway Patrol one holiday weekend while in the company truck with Armed Response magnetic signs on each door. The KY Trooper smiled and as I handed him our permits and said “Oh wow, how many guns do we have with us tonight?” He thought it was funny that I said “Three” when the only occupants were Mary and I in the front seat and my eight year old daughter in the back. He was cordial and professional and made the inconvenience of the road block as pleasant as possible.

     Frankly, an officer who doesn't trust me with my gun should not be trusted with his. Perhaps this officer should find another line of work. A librarian maybe? Oh wait, there might be permit holders that frequent the library too…. I know! Maybe they should be cops in countries that only allow "cops" to be armed. Germany was that way once. Those cops were called the Gestapo and the "SS". That should give you an idea of the character of "cops" who believe only "cops" should be armed.

      If you are a good cop, you know who the bad ones are! See that they straighten up or find a new town to victimize. They are a liability to your department. If they are too shaky to trust a permit holder with a gun, do you think they will risk life and limb to “watch your six” when a real bad guy has one? 

     There may soon come a time when police officers will have to choose sides. I hope that most will choose to side with the Constitution and the “people”, rather than the “state”.  I also hope that we can pass the “Sheriff’s Law” in Tennessee. This law re-emphasizes the autonomy and accountability of the County Sheriff. It prevents any (federal, state, or local) investigations and/or arrests being carried out in a Sheriff’s jurisdiction without his knowledge and consent. Our Sheriffs are elected officials and, constitutionally, wield more power than some bureaucrat in D.C. Tennessee’s constitution was written that way and that’s how it needs to be. 

*Denotes the laws of Tennessee. The laws may differ where you are.

Once again, thanks for reading!

Jamie

My Take on Mass Shootings (written shortly after the VA Tech Shooting)

by Jamie Spaulding 

Tuesday, May 15, 2007
VA Tech Shootings

Category: Blogging
Being a personal protection instructor, combat shooter and all around gun guy, I get quizzed every time something like this happens. The number 1 question is what would I do. Normally I say I'd shoot back. Of course, in a school or college setting, the law abiding are the only ones disarmed. Since I tend to be law abiding I suppose I would find myself as unarmed as everyone else. It is hard to say what I would do, not knowing the specifics of what happened.

I'll do my best to tell you what I would not do. You'll have to make your own decisions for yourself.

1. I would not cower behind a desk or under a table and beg some gun wielding cretin for my life.

2. I would not allow some little maggot or gang of maggots to enslave me, be it for a minute or a lifetime.

3. I would not allow said cretin to reload! Ever!

4. I would not hold a door closed so others could escape, knowing I would be shot through said door. My death would only save the few in the room and leave this maniac in a condition to continue the carnage. If I am to be shot, I will be shot trying my best to disarm the low-life or trying to shove his larynx through his spinal column.

5. I would not let a punk decide when I will die. If I die it will be because I decided to act instead of melt.

6. I would not assume that, because he has a gun, he has power over me. The fact that he has taken to this cowardly deed says much about his psyche. He is and always will be a loser! I am and always will be a winner! He knows this already and at the first show of "cajones" he will fall apart and blow his worthless brains out.

7. Whether I lived or died, I would not have to live the rest of my life knowing I did nothing while others around me were slaughtered. There are many things worse than dying. Looking in the mirror every morning and knowing you did nothing while others died is one of them.

8. I would not wait to make these decisions after the shooting started. I will, instead, spend a goodly amount of time practicing my self defense tactics, both armed and unarmed. And I will devote much thought to developing the proper mindset. The proper mindset wins fights! Not weapons! Not the amount of rounds in your magazine!

9. If shot, I would not lay down and wait to die or be finished off. I will fight as long as there is breath in my body and as long as some part of me will move.

10. I would not buy into the modern mantra that says, "Violence is not the answer!" It has been said and is true, "We have been told so often that violence is not the answer to everything that we have come to believe it's not the answer to anything". Violence that harms the innocent must be answered with swift, ruthless, overwhelming violence! If this makes you squeamish or causes you to lose control of your bladder, WAKE UP! We are not headed toward some universal utopia. Mankind's imagination for wreaking havoc upon itself is boundless. If there is one thing six thousand years of civilization has taught us, it is that there will always be those in our midst who are capable of great evil. We have also learned that evil can succeed only when good men do nothing.

     Please know that my deepest sympathies go out to all the families touched by this tragedy. But also know that I cannot abide by the mental conditioning that allows healthy young men to lay behind a desk and play dead while others are being murdered. If all crime was met with immediate indignation and resistance, crime would stop! The cost would be too high for the miscreants who perpetrate it. They are, after all, COWARDS! Real men obey the law, labor to give their families a decent lot in life, and try to make their corner of the world a better place for all. Those who seek shortcuts by infringing on the freedom, dignity, or property of others, are too weak minded and weak spirited to live life honorably.

     And what of Honor? Is it an outdated concept? Perhaps it has never been a substantive thing. Only a thing of fairytales and fables. Some would have you believe it. I, however, know it exists. I see it everyday in people in the workplace, at church, and out in the community. If Honor exsists, then we should strive to be honorable. Putting others before ourselves. Serving something greater than our own materialistic appetites and the quest for longevity.

To the Liberals

     If you are one of those who believe that violence begets violence and you honestly feel you would rather die than resort to it. Take heart! There are still many in this country willing to act on your behalf. We believe in your right to be a pacifist but we will still crack the skull of the man we see raping your daughter. Don't, however, deny us the ability to defend ourselves and others who are too weak or too cowardly to do their own fighting. Just feel secure knowing that there are still a few of us neanderthals who are willing to get blood on our hands defending your worthless butt! Some of us believe that there are many causes worth our lives. That is why there are soldiers, sailors, airmen, marines, policemen, and firemen. And don't forget the handgun permit holders. By their anonymous, covert, presence they reduce crime rates because selecting a victim becomes a high risk game. Although not required to come to your aid in a life threatening situation, they are permitted by law to do so. Should you decide to refuse to be a victim and lose your life preventing the death of another take comfort in these words.

"Greater love hath no man than this, than a man lay down his life for his friends"
John 15:13
Liberals hate it when we quote Jesus.
God Bless and Keep You All,
Jamie

Why You Need a Handgun Permit

     After twelve years of teaching handgun permit classes to several thousand students, I’ve heard just about every question one can imagine. We instructors like to say that there are no dumb questions. That’s not necessarily true. I’ve heard some dumb ones. Not from students, but mostly from people who have just found out what I do.  I guess the dumbest is, “Why would someone need to carry a gun?”  I used to ask the questioner if he had looked at the newspaper lately. Now I just relate the following story.

    This is the story of a young, stay at home, mother in her early thirties. She had two sons, ages five years and two years of age. This young mother was a permit holder and quite often carried a handgun with her during her daily tasks. She and her husband lived in a small town where crime was practically non-existent.

    One night in particular, she had found herself having to make a late night run to her in-laws house which was only a few miles away. Since her husband worked the night shift and would soon be leaving for work, she had to pack up the children in her new minivan to make the run. Having to get the bunch ready and loaded up, she decided not to bother running back into the house to get her gun. After all, she was only going a few miles and would only be gone twenty minutes.

     Heading out of town limits, she soon brushed away the concern she had about leaving her gun. It was a small community and she knew most everyone in it. Criminals were few and far between. Turning down a side road to cut a few tenths of a mile off of her round trip, she felt a rear tire go flat. This was a problem. She had never changed a tire before and wasn’t sure where to even find the spare in the new van. She pulled her cell phone out of her purse. There was one spot between her home and her destination where no signal was available. She was slap dab in the middle of it. She considered just riding on the rim to the top of the next hill where a signal might be available. In hindsight, this would have been the preferred way to handle this problem. Her concern was damaging the wheel on the new minivan. Instead, she decided to walk. She was not about to leave her children unattended in the wounded vehicle. She took the 2yr. old son up in her arms. The five year old held to her hand as they began their fateful journey.

     All went well until they reached the foot of the hill that meant possible rescue. She knew the man who lived in a house at the top of the hill. He was a gentle old soul that went to bed with the sun. He could be seen daily taking his early morning walk with his constant companion, a medium sized canine of dubious lineage (i.e. a mutt). The man was, no doubt, fast asleep. His dog wasn’t. This was a rural lane that didn’t see much traffic in the daylight hours, let alone at 10 P.M. and foot traffic was rarely ever seen. As soon as she heard the low growl coming from the tall weeds at the side of the road, she knew the tire was the least of her troubles now.

     The dog would do what any loyal dog would do. He would protect his master. The five year old was terrified by the guttural growl coming from the monster, visible only to his mind’s eye. He began to cry. Knowing that running might enervate the primal urge of the dog to give chase and attack, she tried to calm the boy and held tightly to his small tugging hand. Her list of options was small and there wasn’t a good one in the bunch.     She could set the two year old down and tell the elder to lead the younger back to the van while she fought the dog “hand to fang”, but what if she lost?. How long would the kids be out here alone?  What if they began to run and the quick dog bypassed her to go for the smaller, weaker prey? And she could never run with both kids in her arms. If she tried and the canine attacked, she might seriously injure one or both kids in the fall that would surely come. She could leave the five year old to fend for his self and at least save the younger one. No! Wild animals did that. People didn’t. She would never allow that to happen. Not for the first time during this short standoff (that already seemed to have lasted for hours) she thought, “if only I had my handgun”. Just firing into the ground near the unseen dog might cause him to high-tail it back to his home. The shot, or two, or three (an international signal for help), would surely awaken surrounding households and draw help……..

     Fortunately, this story is a work of fiction. Well, most of it anyway. The young mother was (and still is) my wife. The two sons are mine as well. This is a scenario I presented to my wife one night when she was about to make a round trip run to my parent’s house as I was leaving for work. I asked her if she had her gun. Her reply was “No, I’m just going to the farm and back. I don’t think I’ll run into a criminal on the way”. That’s when I presented her with this scenario and her list of available options. She went back into the house and donned her Don Hume paddle holster containing her Glock 19 and even buckled on a spare magazine pouch containing an extra 15 rounds of hollow-point insurance.

  

   Understand that this is what a handgun is; it’s insurance. We don’t buy insurance for something we know will happen. We buy it for things that are unexpected; for things that can’t be planned for. When some learn that we carry handguns they ask “expecting trouble?” I always advise them that a handgun is what one carries when one is not expecting trouble. If I were going somewhere I expected trouble, I wouldn’t go. And if I had to go, I’d carry a rifle and ten of my best friends with their rifles. Realize that trouble comes when we don’t expect it. That, my friend, is why you need a handgun permit and a handgun. Think about it!

Thanks for reading and feel free to leave a comment,

Jamie Spaulding

     Urban and Suburban Shooting Practice
    
     When Roger asked me to write for Traditional Woodsman, he realized that I am a “gun guy”. Guns are my forte’. I have been shooting since the age of eight; earlier if you include BB guns. I began reading everything I could find on firearms at almost the same time I began reading. I did my first gun-smithing job at the tender age of eleven. I used one of my mother’s spring steel heated curler clips to fashion an ejector for my dad’s Marlin, Model 25, bolt action .22 rifle; and, I am proud to say, it is still functioning as well as the day I installed it 37 years ago.

      I love to shoot. My entire family loves to shoot. Rarely a day goes by that we aren’t shooting, or planning to shoot. I am a shooter first, then a hunter. Too many deer to count have made it into my freezer and fed my family. Only one, out of the many, required a second shot. It was a case of bad range estimation coupled with inexperience. It’s also happens to be the only deer that I ever hit with a bullet and never found. I chalked it up to lessons learned. Also, I don’t gut shoot deer. If I can’t get a broadside shot, I’ll take a quartering shot, but only if I know I can put it in the heart or lungs without hitting too far back. If this shot doesn’t present itself, I don’t fire. Period!

      This brings me to my article for this week. The most successful hunters are the ones that practice. I hate the mentality that says “I’m shooting a .338 Mag., so I don’t bother about perfect bullet placement”. Here’s a guy that sights in his rifle from a sandbag on a beautiful, fall day. Two shots in the black at a hundred is good enough since it costs him four bucks every time he squeezes the trigger. It has kicked him so hard that his nose is bleeding and he has a small cut over his right eye from a scope kiss; thus insuring a massive flinch when he fires it under field conditions. Unless he gets a shot at a deer this season (let’s hope he doesn’t), he won’t shoot this rifle again until the night before next opening day.

      I have always been a traditional caliber guy. I know this doesn’t sell the latest guns in the latest “fashionable” calibers, but I believe a .270, .30-06 or .308 will do any hunting task on this continent provided it is in the hands of a skilled shooter. While “cheap ammo” has become an oxymoron, these calibers are a bargain when compared to the boutique magnums so popular today. Honestly, wouldn’t our friend in the previous paragraph be much better served by a rifle that he can afford to shoot two or three boxes of ammo through per year, and that won’t knock the fillings in his teeth loose every time he squeezes the trigger?

      So the secret is really no secret at all. Developing and maintaining basic marksmanship skills is of the utmost importance. Simply put, I believe one should shoot at least once a month. Whether you are a hunter or a CCW permit holder, you have a responsibility to be skilled in the use of your firearm. I used to shoot around 200 rounds per week when I was a serious competitor. Not all of it was the caliber, or the handgun I competed with but all of it required sight alignment, trigger press, and follow through. I am fortunate enough to live 10 minutes away from my gun club and also my family’s 62 acre farm. So what if you don’t?

       I understand that many live in areas that require quite a drive to arrive at a suitable spot to shoot. I also will admit that indoor range fees might preclude the urban shooter from being able to shoot as much as he would like. We all know that the cost of ammunition has sky rocketed in the last couple of years. All of these combined make it tough on suburban and urban shooters. I am the first to recommend shooting .22s. However, the noise and power of this cartridge make it too much for the urban shooter. The next best thing is a pellet rifle. Air rifle technology is leaps and bound beyond the Red Riders we had growing up. The newest of the breed really are powerful; and with alloy pellets, can achieve supersonic speeds which is sure to be accompanied by the “crack” which is not good for our purposes here. What we are after is accuracy. There are few pellet rifles with the track record for accuracy of the Daisy Avanti 853. Our club has purchased 5 of these rifles in “used but rebuilt” condition for use in youth marksmanship training activities from the Civilian Marksmanship Program (see picture 1). The Avanti 853 is a single pump, single shot, peep sighted, real wood stocked version that is unbelievably accurate. I have shot ten meter groups that look like one ragged .30 caliber hole. I am sure that any of the three I own will out shoot me. My kids and their friends have spent countless hours in the backyard shooting these rifles. I have fired them over my chronograph and am amazed by the consistency of velocity. Rated at 550 fps, they aren’t the most powerful pellet rifle available and the trigger is a little mushy, but it’s a two stage affair that can be mastered easily enough (see picture 2).

     


What about handgunners? Here’s a trick I use for my revolvers. I separate a hundred, clean, .38 special cases, resize them and remove the old primers, and drill out the flash hole to about 3/32; and prime the cases with standard small pistol primers. I then take half inch thick blocks of paraffin wax (available in the canning dept. of your grocery store) and place them in warm/hot water from the faucet until the blocks are warm enough to bend a little. The warm block is rolled in a paper towel to remove any water, and primed cases are pushed through the block (see picture 3). This makes a half inch long wax wadcutter already loaded into the cartridge. I then lightly run the case mouth over a candle to melt the end of the wax bullet just enough to keep it from slipping out of the case mouth. No propellant is required and magnum primers will cause primer set back, so stick with the standard small pistol primers. The wax bullets are fairly accurate out to approximately 15 ft. I hang an old towel over the clothes line and shoot into it thereby eliminating ricochets and allowing me to reload the bullets (picture 4). You’ll need to clean your gun after using the wax bullets, as the wax will build up in your rifling but one or two strokes with a bore brush is enough to clean it out. These are not toys. They will shoot through an IDPA cardboard target at six or eight ft. and can bounce off of hard surfaces, so use common sense. They lose energy rather quickly though and rarely travel more than 75 ft.

Remember, safe gun handling skills are a must. Also keep in mind that priming compounds produce traces of toxic heavy metals so don’t fire a few thousand rounds of these in your basement. Always wash your hands with soap and cold water after handling lead pellets and ammunition. Shoot safely and have fun!

Jamie

originally posted on www.traditionalwoodsman.com

Traditional Holiday Season

     I hope my readers will forgive my lack of submissions in the last few weeks. My only excuse is that I have been extremely busy. Spare time has become a precious commodity of late. I’m not complaining because I am enjoying myself. I have always enjoyed writing; and going back to school this late in life means I am writing several papers each week. Generally, it’s not the type of writing I enjoy; too dry and scientific for my tastes. I like humor and there isn’t much call for that in anatomy or psychology. So what has inspired me to write tonight knowing I have a lab practical and midterm coming up in Anatomy and two papers to write for psychology and another for English Composition?

     It’s the Holiday season. This year, I have been finding myself in the holiday spirit much earlier than usual. Maybe it’s because my life has “jumped the track”, for lack of a better term. I have been reminded, once again, of just how blessed I am. I wouldn’t trade my life with anyone.  Though I haven’t been able to hunt much this year (something I plan to remedy between fall and spring semester), I have spent some great times with my family. That’s hard to do working six days a week.

     I believe that the plant closing that caused me to lose my job has been a blessing. I would have been there, on that same job fifteen years from now. I’d still be working six days a week, missing things like “Doughnuts with Dads” which I was able to attend with my nine year old daughter at her school this year. This function conspicuously coincides with the book fair, which you have to walk through to get your ticket for your “free” doughnut. Never fear dads, they accept debit cards. I told my little girl that it was the first time a free doughnut had cost me thirty two bucks. She thought that was funny. I thought that seeing her laugh with chocolate icing at the corners of her mouth was worth thirty two hundred bucks.

     My boys are looking forward to our Christmas break. We are planning our deer hunting strategy. They reminded me that I didn’t get a deer last year with the Big Bore revolver I built. I assured them that I was aware of that fact and would redeem myself over Christmas break. Here’s a helpful hint, if you want to take a deer with a handgun, don’t take a rifle with you. It’s very hard to take a fifty yard shot with a pistol when you have a .30-06 Winchester Model 70 lying in your lap. The temptation to pick up the rifle and instantly turn a tough shot into a “gimme” is overwhelming.

      A week from Thursday, take inventory of your blessings. Love those family and friends that make everything you do worth doing. When you are out in the woods rejuvenating, be mindful of the Creator of it all and give Him His due. I would expect that He hears from many hunters as they take in the beauty that surrounds them. I know I have uttered many praises from a deer stand. If you have nothing to be thankful for, you’re in need of more help than I can provide here. Find a church near you and go. I suspect you will find that being unable to be thankful is due to a heart condition. It’s not one your cardiologist can fix.

     I hope that all of you have a blessed Thanksgiving. I also hope that you will prepare yourselves for Christmas. Not by shopping on Black Friday, but by doing for others. You want to feel the real Christmas spirit? Help someone less fortunate. Invite someone to Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner, that doesn’t have anyone. It may be a senior citizen whose children are far away, maybe the “old grouch” down the street. Make him feel warm and welcome and watch his heart melt. How about a care package for a soldier? Also, our custom is to send a box for each of our children to Operation Christmas Child. We let our kids help pack the boxes. When we do for others, we learn what really matters at Christmas. Remember these words, “Inasmuch as ye have done it for the least of these, my brethren, ye have done it unto me”.

God Bless,

Jamie

Traditional Values Make for a Pretty Good Life

     Thanks to the internet, and the popularity of social media, I recently reconnected with an old pal, Roger Norris. Roger and I go way back. To be more specific, we actually attended Head Start and Kindergarten together at Starkweather Elementary School in Plymouth, MI. In time, our families moved on up the social ladder and left the Old Village portion of Plymouth for the wealthier parts of town, on the other side of the tracks (literally), and I wouldn't see Roger again until West Jr. High.

     We always had something to talk about because we both came from Hunting and Fishing families, (not too hard to find those in MI). After my parents moved to my mother’s hometown of Troy, TN, in my 8th grade year, I didn't see Roger again until the summer we graduated from high school. He stopped by my granddad’s house on S. Harvey in Plymouth, with another friend who happened to hear I was up visiting. Over the next three decades I would occasionally think of Roger and our other running buddy, Todd Maguran, and wonder where they were, and what they were doing. Along came Facebook. I knew that with our 30 yr. reunion approaching there was bound to be some activity on Facebook by my old classmates. So I started searching names and ,viola! there was Roger. I knew from the profile pic it was my old pal because it showed the unmistakable riser of a Longbow in the foreground and whitetail does in the background.

     I didn’t waste any time catching up with Roger. I told him about a student I had had a few years ago, in my Handgun Permit Class, named Roger Norris, only to discover it was Roger’s father. He lives a few miles down the road from where I sit typing. I learned that after high school, Roger, looking for excitement, and heeding an inner call to duty, joined the Army. During those same years, I started my own band, became a licensed private investigator, and a bounty hunter (I actually prefer skip tracer, to "bounty hunter" as the latter brings to mind visions of an old west gunfighter much like a cock-eyed, Jack Elam looking, character, in dusty clothes, a sawed off Greener double barrel in his hand: riding into town with a body draped over his trailing pack mule).

     I found the parallels in Roger’s life and mine to be pretty amazing. Roger is happily married to a beautiful lady. They have recently celebrated their 25^th anniversary and have 3 children. Not counting Daisy, the beagle, they have; two boys and just to finish things up nicely, their youngest is a beautiful young lady, the spitting image of mom (thank heavens!) except she has Roger's hair color. Sound familiar? Okay, not quite. Mary and I, started a little later and have been married 22 years, and also have two boys and a girl, not counting Major, our 14 yr. old, yellow lab. The difference being, it's my middle child that looks like his mother. The eldest boy, and the baby girl look like dad.

     We both have successful marriages and are happy, almost the point of feeling guilty about it. Maybe the secret is due to the fact that, being outdoorsmen, there are many seasons throughout the course of the year that draw us out of the house to “while away” our free time, thus, allowing our wives to run the house without us underfoot. I don't think that's it. More than likely, it's the same set of principles that make us good sportsmen, that also help our marriages to be successful. I think it's passion, first and foremost. I know for a fact that I am a passionate person. I am opinionated, hard-headed, and sometimes downright obtuse, but I am also dedicated, and "true blue". My Maker comes first and then it's my family. I actually believe that my wife and family are a blessing from God! I think if you’d ask Roger, he would say the same thing. It's hard to leave a woman that you feel was made "just for you". And, I distinctly remember swearing “before God and these witnesses" to several promises I made on our wedding day. I gave my word. That means a great deal to me. I would never break my word to a hunting buddy. How much more then, should I never break my word to my wife?

      It also takes two to tango, which means you need a spouse with that same passion & dedication to always do right. Notice I didn't say that we always do right, but that we have a passion and dedication to do right. And, lastly, because in the history of mankind there has only been one perfect person born, forgiveness is extremely important. I am ridiculously hard to live with and know it. Pick someone that can overlook your quirks and shortcomings and do the same for her.

     The name of this website is “traditional woodsman”. Maybe that’s the secret. The same set of principles that cause us be traditional outdoorsmen is the very thing that also causes us to hold our responsibilities as friends, husbands, and fathers in high regard. Those “traditional values” that we hold so dear, are an integral part of who we are. Then again, maybe our wives just have a high tolerance for buffoonery. Either way, I’m glad Roger and I have connected again. It has been said that one’s wealth can be determined by the quantity and quality of relationships in one’s life. If that’s true, and I believe that it is, I am wealthy beyond imagination.

Keep posting your comments. I enjoy reading them and replying back to you.

Jamie

originally published on www.traditionalwoodman.com

Father Knows Best, Not!

By Jamie Spaulding

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

     Just last week I heard a news story about a teen dying in an accident involving a muzzle loader. Yesterday I decided it was time to remind my boys of the difference between modern smokeless powder and black powder. As a careful and conscientious re loader, it has always been my practice to keep all my propellants in their original container. I, however, am fortunate to be the "gun guy" to go to for many of my friends, family, and former students. There are many negative aspects to holding this distinction. One of the most common is being handed a box full of tiny springs, pins, levers, hammer, trigger, and some type of frame. This is usually accompanied by the request to "put it back like it was". One of the positive aspects of being the "go to guy" on firearms is that if someone has some gun related junk they want to unload they call me. Due to this, I had in my possession a half pound of extruded powder with a home made label. The label made me believe the previous owner (unknown to me) knew what he was doing. Hand written on the label was "IMR 4895, Save for National Matches", plus a lot number. This led me to believe that it was, probably, exactly what it said it was. There was no way I was going to re-load with it though, so I decided to use it for a demonstration.
      I am loathe to put on an exhibition without an audience. I went into the house and called to my boys. Ethan, my eldest son, had a friend over and he was encouraged to watch, as well as Nathan, my fifteen year old. My eight year old daughter, Savannah, who also had a friend over, gathered with the boys on the patio. I explained that smokeless power and black powder were completely different in their burning rates and the volume of hot gases produced by each. At this point I proceeded to pour a fuse trail of the IMR 4895, about four feet long, away from the edge of the patio, dumping the remainder of the half pound in a pile at the end of the fuse trail. I stepped back to the patio, lit a cigarette and bent over touching the cigarette to the powder trail. The propellant sparked to life erupting in a flame over a foot high in a nice slow run to the pile. The pile produced a flame over four feet high and releasing a great amount of heat for about four seconds. The display was awesome to say the least. When it was over I was surprised to find Savannah's friend in the neighbor's yard, where she had run to when the pile ignited.
      Now for the last half of my demonstration and my reason for writing (I owe it to posterity to record this as accurately as possible). I picked up the can of FFFg black powder and proceeded to make another fuse trail. Taking care to move far enough away from the first so as not to pour over a hot ember and blow myself to kingdom come, I poured a nice thick fuse trail about five feet long finishing up in a not too large pile. I then advised my audience to watch carefully because this was going to be fast. I bent over to find the beginning of the fuse trail in the grass and touched the cigarette to it. Except it wasn't the beginning of the trail. It was about a foot into the line of powder. Which meant I was bent over as much powder in that foot of fuse trail as I had poured in the pile. In a flash (literally) I realized my mistake.
     It's funny how quickly the mind can formulate a thought. In the instant of the resulting flash, my mind clearly sent out the call it felt most important, "your head's on fire". But in the time it took for my free hand to get the message and react by slapping myself about the head and face, it was over. Surrounded by the lingering plume of sulfurous smoke, I detected another smell, unmistakable after your first whiff of it, the odoriferous smell of burnt hair was thick in the air.
     Through the haze I glanced at my blackened, hairless, hand. Still held between my thumb and trigger finger was a charred, smoking remnant of a cigarette filter. Just a nanosecond before, it had been a nearly full length Pall Mall 100 surreptitiously purloined from my wife's pack for my "demonstration". I was still hopeful though. Seeing the hair singed off of my igniting hand and halfway up my forearm, I thought, "aha! that's where the smell of burnt hair is coming from". About then I was roused from my bout of wishful thinking by my fifteen year old. He said, "Oh my gosh, Dad!". I reached up and felt for my bangs and saw ashes falling. I realized that I must look like Wyle E. Coyote after a bungled blasting powder booby-trap.
      My last concern was for my beard. Three weeks ago I began growing a beard in preparation for deer season. It begins with archery the last weekend in September. I had planned on having a luxurious beard by opening weekend. In the twinkling of an eye I went from a full inch long full beard to a quasi- half, fu-manchu. I suppose I'm fortunate that I just lost some hair. My problem now is deciding whether to paint on a right eye brow, shave off the left one, for the sake of symmetry, or just leave them be.
Thanks for reading,
Jamie

California Cousins

by Jamie Spaulding

     Several years ago, my parents, as is their practice every couple of years, hosted a family reunion for my mothers side of the family. This particular reunion was to be special because my late, maternal grandfather's only living sibling was coming and bringing her two grown daughters with her. Many of us had never met the daughters as they had never accompanied my great aunt on her few visits back to her Tennessee home.

     You should understand that all of our reunions involve shooting. After the mid-day meal and prior to the evening feed, while many are pitching horseshoes or washers, others of us head out to the back pasture with handguns, .22s, .38s, .45s, 9mms and such. Also a few rifles, mostly AR15s and AKs and SKSs. Besides the local family, our shooting sessions are heartily enjoyed by our Michigan cousins, as they love shooting but lack the open spaces necessary for it in the suburban Detroit area in which they live.

     Since I was on my parents' farm surrounded by my loved ones and friends, I was not wearing a concealment garment. I was proudly displaying my stainless customized Colt Combat Commander behind my left hip in an Akers Special Agent belt slide. On the off side to balance things out were two stainless Chip McCormick 8 round Shooting Star magazines in a Dillon Leather double mag pouch.

     Our California cousins irrefutably ended the argument pertaining to genetic or environmental influences and which has the most effect on people as they mature. They did have some family resemblance. That's where the genetics stopped. Both seemed to be stereo-typical, left coast, airheads. Both were past forty and neither had ever been married. They spent much of the day swinging each other on the tire swing, (much to the chagrin of the preschool aged family members who were miffed at the two “Yankee ladies” hogging the swing). And they loved to look at the woods and fields. And I'm sure they would have liked to have hiked somewhere other than the quarter mile long gravel driveway but they had heard us tell some of the kids heading down to the creek to watch out for copperheads in the woods and cottonmouths in the creek. That ended any thoughts they might have had of cross country excursions.

     During the first feed of the day,with eating people scattered all over the back porch and yard to take advantage of the shade, I noticed the younger of the two old maids (they were old maids, even by Tennessee standards which are the most progressive of all the southern states) eyeballing my cocked and locked, slab sided, belt accoutrement. When she noticed me noticing her, she asked if I were expecting trouble. I said "No Ma am, if I was expecting trouble I'd have a rifle and so would all the men here. And we wouldn't be on the porch.... We'd split up into the woods on each side of the house." Family members close enough to hear the conversation all gave a little laugh and hoped she wouldn't say any more. They had all seen me on the soapbox, with flags waving, & the fife and drums playing 'Yankee Doodle' in the background. They were afraid “Cuz” might be in for an education.

     She then said, "This must be a bad neighborhood". I replied , "No, as a matter of fact, I can't remember the last serious crime we had in these parts." I then called out loud enough to get the attention of most my folks and said, " How many of y'all got a gun on you?" Six hands shot into the air. Then I said, " Keep your hands up. How many have at least one in your car or truck?" Another five or six hands went up. I turned to my "cousin" and said, "Now if you were up to no good, looking for victims, and you knew how most folks in these parts felt about defending their "Kith and Kin", would you come up on this porch looking for trouble?" She said "Certainly not". I said "Now you know why we can't remember the last serious crime in this area." I then told her, "Neighborhoods are made up of neighbors. Those folks there, that had their hands up, are our neighbors. They're at our "family" reunion because they are a major part of our lives. We grew up together. We hunt together, fish together, fix fences together, we care for and correct each others children. When I die they'll be my pall bearers if they're young enough. If not, their sons will be. They'll see to it my widow never goes hungry and they know I'll do the same for them. We don't always see eye to eye on everything but neither do my brother and I. Does that sound like a bad neighborhood?" She looked around and said "No, it sounds like a good place to be". I said, "Glad to hear you think so. Later, after our food settles, we're taking the kids to the back pasture to let them shoot the .22s. If you've never fired a gun and would like to, this would be a good time to try. I'm an NRA certified instructor and we will be very safe". Both sisters declined to shoot with us and I think they were mildly surprised, after all the shots they heard fired on the north forty, that every one came back unbloodied; not a single casualty. Every kid had a smile on his or her face and a target to show off.

     The California cousins left not a little enlightened. They learned that there are places on the Earth where neighbors are like family. Where the setting of the sun does not mean cowering behind barred windows, wired with alarms, but building bonfires and breaking out the marshmallows and guitars. Where not only "bad guys" have guns, but so do the "good guys". And where the bad guys are sorely out-gunned, there is peace and tranquility. Not "in spite" of the firearms, but ,at least in part, because of them. Where kids are taught gun safety at the same age they are taught not to drink things from under the kitchen sink. And then, when they're a little older, are taught to shoot. And to shoot well.

     I hope our left coast cousins went home, took a gun safety class, and became Life members of the NRA but I doubt it. Most of all, I'm just happy they went home.

Later,

Jamie

My new Sparkle Tele!

My Purple Sparkle Telecaster from the Fender Custom Shop.
Buck & Don inspired! It plays and sounds great!